Library Wordplay
I went to the library to locate a book on how to repair damaged clocks. The librarian responded: “Sorry, all our clock repair books are checked out, but they should be back in no time!”
Since I was already there, I inquired whether they had a book on antigravity. She grinned and remarked, “Oh, that one’s impossible to put down!”
Then I inquired whether they had a book on procrastination. She exhaled: “We had one, but someone kept returning it… later.”
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