In The Office (a parody job interview), the interviewer asks, “So, why do you want to work here?”
The applicant responded: “Well, I’m really passionate about…uh…paying my rent on time.”
Interviewer: “What would you say is your biggest strength?”
The applicant claimed: “I can binge-watch entire TV series in one sitting without blinking.”
Interviewer: “How do you handle stress?”
The applicant writes: “I bottle it up, then release it by dramatically quoting motivational speeches from superhero movies.”
Interviewer asks, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
The applicant stated: “Hopefully in season 5 of my life… with better character development and a plot twist where I win the lottery.”
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